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The Handphone, the bane of mankind, enemy of my soul, that deep pain up my ass.
It was not always like that, she was once a good friend of mine
We shared many a late night together, oh how fun, what memories
Our relationship so intimate, I could hardly bare to say goodnight to her each day end

But now it is no more, kapuut, boh liao, gone, finis,
she has become a curse I tell you, a curse!, God have mercy on my soul

Whats the deal with handphones man, they were meant to be a tool of convenience
A tool to communicate with your loved ones and friends, not a ropeless leash
but that's what exactly they have become today, you have no place to run I tell you,
one ring and you are virtually back at your tiny little cubicle in your office ( and its like 9 pm and I'm watching TV)
what else can make you remember that long, tiring, fucked up day at work but another friendly call by your boss reminding you of the shitloads to be done the next day.
Of course you can don't answer your phone plain and simple, right? NO!
Its criminal, a mortal sin!, how can you not pick up a call on your handphone, you bad ass!
you ought to be in jail for that, crucify him I tell you!!!
How can you not answer a call from your beloved boss wanting to give you more stuff to worry about at 10 pm at night, you can't ! Its not polite ! (according to him la)

Remember the time when before meeting a friend out for lunch, you had to arrange for a time place and everything, make sure you were on time and not leave the designated meeting point till your friend arrived?
Made sure you were not late so your friend wouldn't end up thinking you weren't coming?
well all that is dead now, a simple call or msg will do these days, "Where you?" "meet me so and so"
Everything has become so casual so commonplace, nothing is golden this days.

remember the days when someone use a phone in the MRT or the bus and everyone gives this fella that 'buay song' look, cursing him in our minds, willing him to shut up, shocked and angered at his rudeness for destroying the 'peace'
well it seems that we have all become that fella whom all those insults were directed against,

Things I learnt in my short stint in sPO tped so far...........

1 How to file papers, punch holes and staple stuff together
2 Photocopy tons and tons of stuff for people to throw away after a glance
3 Shred outdated stuff and stuff that i think and hope are outdated
4 Arrange chairs and clean tables
5 clear rubbish
6 open doors
7 serve people drinks, deliver food
8 carry stuff for people

Things i should have learnt

1 take leave during exercises
2 suck up to my DA
3 take up a part time course so i can take leave anytime i want (requires prerequisite 2 and 4)
4 have rich parents
5 act and sound important so people will think you are doing a lot of work
6 try to look like you are thinking very hard so people think you are damn capable
7 ask a lot of stupid questions (obvious ones too) so people think you are very smart and capable
8 debate over the littlest of things so people thing you take alot of iniative in your work
9 sit in front of a screen with alot of words so people think you are doing alot of work and will not give you anymore
10 use the cc and bcc function effectively

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Whooaaa its been a month since I last blogged, a MONTH!!!
A Month closer to the eagerly anticipated blockbuster of the year..............

MGM presents...................

A Boh Chup Production...........

THE ORD OF JASON BOH (queue dramatic music and sound effects)

Starring the one and only, handsome devil, drop dead gorgeous JASON BOH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (queue clapping of hands and fanatical screaming by female groupies)

Man oh Man, I am really getting a little rusty up there.
I had to write this covering minute just a few days back and I found myself diliberating over the tiniest of grammar rules.
I got to start using my brain again, as they say, if you don't use it you lose it.

Can't believe how people actually make money from their blogs well mine just effectively gather dust. Well not for long, I have a dream, and that is to make this bloody blog the best in Singapore if not the world.

Watch out here comes JASON!!!